"I personally think statues should wear socks"

When he’s not trying to create great sculptures out of footwear or dancing on the ceilings of chapels, Michelangel-Toes loves wandering around museums and slipping socks onto the bare feet of statues.

If you’re searching for art teacher gifts, you’ll be pleased to know that these artist socks haven’t been carved out of marble (we tried that, but the results were far too cold and uncomfortable). Instead, we’ve chiselled this character into 75% combed cotton for truly angelic softness.